darrynek:

i would totally do a backflip right now if i wasn’t afraid of breaking my neck

(Source: darrynek, via fake-mermaid)

ostracizedpoodle:

life has never given me lemons

(via textpostsrus)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(via whorville)

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

(via condommodel)

shutupaubrey:

i’d rather be a skittle than a human

(via whorville)

fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

(via awesomefunturtle)